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From: Larry Connelly 
Subject: Mr. Grosky

When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon,
he not only gave his famous "one small step for man, one giant leap
for mankind" statement but followed it by several remarks, usual com
traffic between him, the other astronauts and Mission Control.

Just before he re-entered the lander, however, he made the enigmatic
remark "Good luck Mr. Gorsky."

Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some
rival Soviet Cosmonaut.  However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky
in either the Russian or American space programs.

Over the years many people questioned Armstrong as to what the "Good
luck Mr. Gorsky" statement meant, but Armstrong always just smiled.

On July 5, 1995 in Tampa Bay FL, while answering questions following a
speech, a reporter brought up the 26 year old question to Armstrong.
This time he finally responded.  Mr. Gorsky had finally died and so
Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the question.

When he was a kid, he was playing baseball with a friend in the
backyard.  His friend hit a fly ball, which landed in the front of his
neighbor's bedroom windows.  His neighbors were Mr. & Mrs. Gorsky.  As
he leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong heard Mrs. Gorsky
shouting at Mr. Gorsky.  "Sex!  You want sex?! You'll get sex when the
kid next door walks on the moon!"

True story.


THE Y1K PROBLEM
(GROAN not ANOTHER Y2K JOKE)

No  seriously just imagine the
headaches(no ASPIRIN)when at that time 
they had to go from three rows
  to four rows of beads. 

Does not compute, then


Batteries

Its kind of weird using a rabbit 
for showing battery life
Everybody knows how much they multiply
Instead of 
They keep Going Going and Going
Shoudn't it be ?
They keep Coming Coming and Coming

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